Brooke Comegys returns for the NEW fan episode style! We will now have a Menschel favorite come to report on some news topics and discuss Dylan and FreddyG's problems.
Things discussed include a new documentary about the month before FreddyG goes to jail, Brooke's experience being sober the last 6 months, and what Dylan has been doing for Hennessy.
Email us here: Modelandthemensch@gmail.com
Keyword troll: Trump, North Korea, Charlie Rose, White house, nuclear, Roy Moore, Pixar, Disney, apple, iPhone X
Christian Finnegan (Chappelle Show) joins the Menschel Army today and gets super nectar. FreddyG and Dylan talk with him about how social media is making us the worst versions of ourselves, what is was like to be a part of "The Mad Real World" sketch on Chapelle show, and how he would just yell and cry as a young fat kid.
Be sure to check out Christian's one man show at QED in Astoria tonight (11/15) and listen to his albums on intense.
Rate and review the podcast to join the Menschel army, and remember it must ALWAYS be five stars and ONLY be five stars. You can totally neg us in the actual review and say how bad the show is, but give us those 5 stars.
REACH OUT: email@example.com
Chike Robinson is a NYC stand up comedian who runs a show in Brooklyn called "Time Of Your Life." He joins the Menschel Army today and discusses dying a lone, what it was like to grow up in Flint Michigan, and how he stays so happy and positive all the time!
Rate and review the show. ALWAYS FIVE STARS AND ONLY FIVE STARS. Subscribe as well.
Email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
On this special episode of MATM spinoff show "Can We Make You Uncomfortable?", Brad Stoll and Dylan attempt to hash out a beef that none of you Menschels even knew about. Enjoy!
Also, rate, review and squash your own beefs if you have them!
Previous guest Kaytlin Bailey (Pink Collar Comedy Tour) returns to discuss her brand new podcast, The Oldest Profession! Her podcast discusses the history of prostitution and is cohosted by our other previous guest Wendi Starling.
We also talk about her picking out wedding rings, choosing not to have sex on the first date, what the code word "speaking Greek" means in the sex worker community and much more!
Rate and review the podcast. Remember to make it #AlwaysFiveStarsOnlyFiveStars...you can talk smack in the review but click those 5 stars!
Email us here: email@example.com
Stand up comedian and writer Brian Park (College Humor Live) joins the Menschel Army today!
We discuss growing up in El Paso, Texas, how his parents immigrated to America with only $1000, and getting bullied in Korea for being from the U.S.
Rate and Review the podcast with #AlwaysFiveStarsOnlyFiveStars!
Email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
Let's grow the Menschel Army!
James Myers is a stand-up comedian who's been featured in the Huffington Post and the Hoboken Comedy Festival. We discuss how he saw his mom save a kid from a car accident, was expelled from high-school, and the new reality tv show idea where James teaches Dylan how to do normal things.
Plus, we get into his conservative political opinions and have some very thoughtful and deep discussions surrounding taboo topics.
ENJOY THE ENLIGHTENING CONVERSATION
Rate and Review Menschels! Recruit your friends for the Menschel Army!
Jess Salomon is a stand-up comedian from Canada who's been seen in the Just For Laughs Festival as well as on CBC. She joins the Menschel Army today to discuss how she only buys cooked rice from Whole Foods, loves gay porn, and trys to help Dylan understand what she did while working as a war crimes lawyer at the UN.
We also get to hear a live reenactment of what it's like when someone asks FreddyG to donate to charity during checkout!
Rate and review the show, always five stars only five stars, and tell a friend!
Also, remember to email us your thoughts, concerns, and bad jokes to email@example.com
Stay nectar Menschels!
It's been a while since we had a fan episode, so Dylan and FreddyG deliver one hell of a fan ep. We discuss FreddyG resisting Trump, gaining weight, and hating B.O. at the office. And that's just in the first 5 minutes.
There's so much more Freddy and Dylan talk about so listen up and tell your friends!
Rate and review the podcast, it's even easier with the new Apple Podcasts, and remember to make it always five stars and ONLY five stars.
email us: firstname.lastname@example.org and join the Menschel Army!!!
Leah Bonnema is a stand-up comedian living in NYC who's been seen on IFC's Comedy Drop and AXS TV's Gotham Comedy Live.
Dylan and FreddyG welcome her to the show and start off discussing how FreddyG doesn't like talking to cashiers during checkout. Next, we learn what it was like for Leah growing up in rural Maine with two parents who were professional potters. Lastly, we hear about her experience performing for the troops in Iraq!
Rate and review the podcast, and remember to make it always five stars and ONLY five stars.
Email us at email@example.com
Michael Harrison is a nationally touring comedian who has been seen on Queer as Folk on Showtime and is headlining Caroline's Comedy Club tonight!
Dylan and FreddyG discuss Michael growing up in rural Canada where his father worked in a slaughterhouse NOT killing pigs, how his ex-girlfriend was a pathological liar, and the one time he matched with an undercover CIA agent on Tinder who he still talks to regularly!
There's a whole lot more to Michael that you'll hear on this weeks show, plus FreddyG's insight on Rosh Hashanah.
Rate, review, and subscribe to become part of the Menschel Army! Remember that it should be always five stars and only five stars.
Shoot us an email with death threats, a number to prank call, or topics you want to be discussed here: firstname.lastname@example.org
Wow, they all said it wouldn't happen (no one actually said anything), but we made it to ONE FULL YEAR OF MODEL AND THE MENSCH! We ring in the new year with Menschel favorite Wendi Starling and have a fantastic show. Wendi discusses why she never tried cocaine as a child, and when she first discovered she was bi-polar. Plus we talk about FreddyG's bowel movements way to much and also try to find out whether Ghandi and Hitler were friends?
Thank you so much to all the Menschels in the Menschel army who have stuck with us for this first year, we can't wait to grow 10-fold during this next one!
Alright, that's enough sweet talk, rate and review the podcast if you haven't already you pieces of garbage. #always5starsonly5stars
Phone numbers to call, random stories you want commented on, and death threats and whatever else is Rate NC-17 and under.
Lucas Connolly (Comedy Central/Guys We F*cked) chats with the guys about all the different drugs he did. It's insane!
Then he talks about how he got and stayed sober. Freddy opens the episode complaining about the lack of self-plunging toilets and ends it complaining about celebrities who won't say why they are famous in their twitter bio.
Listen up guys and rate and review to join the Menschel Army #always5starsonly5stars. Thanksgiving is right around the corner and we want to know who is coming!
Email us: email@example.com
Halfway to a hundred and who better to help us get there than comedian Eman El-Husseini (Just for Laughs Festival).
FreddyG and Dylan welcome her to the show with a discussion on the married woman that FreddyG yelled at in his uber-pool. Eman then explains her experience growing up in the Middle East, fleeing from Kuwait in the middle of the night to Canada, and opening for famous comedian Patton Oswalt because of a twitter message.
Lastly, they explore the family tensions caused by her wife being Jewish and she being Muslim. What an episode!
Like and subscribe so you can join the Menschel Army. #always5starsoy5stars.
Also email us numbers to call, death threats, and anything else here:
NYC stand up comedian Alex Pavone is on the show today! Dylan starts off by celebrating the return of Freddy's wife, meaning that FreddyG won't be as needy with Dylan.
Then Dylan, FreddyG, and Alex discuss how Alex was robbed on his first drug deal, has a dad who carries around a hatchet, and the medical trauma that can occur from sex with an uncircumcised penis.
There's a lot of dick talk in this episode so get ready Menschels!
Rate and review the podcast Menschel Army and tell your friends! #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars.
Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org with death-threats, numbers to cold call, and whatever other crazy stuff you menschels love sending us.
Death to Steak and Shake
Menschel Army, this one is for you! We heard your cries and we called Martin Shkreli again...and he didn't answer. But have no fear! We will keep trying and we left him a great voicemail. Dylan and FreddyG also discuss guys that watch lesbian porn and another instance of FreddyG peeing on cars after not being able to find any public restroom.
Rate and review to keep the podcast growing and tell your friends. But remember the rule: #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars Shit on the podcast but leave a five-star review.
We (sometimes) like hearing from you! Send us death threats, your personal manifestos, and people to cold call:
Menchel Army we sure do have a treat for you today! Iris Bahr joins FreddyG and Dylan on the show to discuss her roles on shows such as The Big Bang Theory, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and The King of Queens. Also, she was on WTF with Marc Maron, so yeah we're BLOWING UP.
We learn about Iris's legendary first audition with Larry David, how she was replaced by two men on the pilot of The Big Bang Theory, and the origin of her famous character "Svetlana."
Rate and review the podcast Menschels and remember #Alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars.
Death threats, pictures of Donnie, and numbers to cold call can be sent to: email@example.com
We've got comedian Bob Hansen (The Best Bob I Can Be) on the show today. He lets FreddyG and Dylan into the alleged conspiracy against Bobs all over the nation. Bobs are going extinct according to this Bob, but he isn't going out without a fight! Plus, the guys discuss people calling their boyfriends or girlfriends "partners" and so much more!
Rate and review, always five stars and only five stars.
Email the guys at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Stand up comedian Paul Spratt stops by the show to discuss his new album: "F**k Yeah! Paul's here."
The discussion ranges from Paul's terrible experience as an Uber driver, putting a two-way mirror bathroom in movie theaters, and all the different public places Paul has had sex, including a car he was driving!
Rate and review the podcast and please someone send FreddyG some salami!
Email us comments, questions, and death threats here: email@example.com
Menschels we have another kicka$$ woman on the show today. Kaytlin Bailey (writer for shitheadsteve.com and great comic) joins FreddyG and Dylan to discuss her experience as a sex worker and how she began at 17 out of pure curiosity.
Plus, hear FreddyG disgrace the lead singer of Linkin Park, what Kaytlin bought with her first dollar from sex work, and much more!
Remember to rate and review the podcast to become a true Menschel, #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars!
Email us questions, concerns, death threats here: firstname.lastname@example.org
Bonus Episodeeeee! True Menschels rejoice, we have a bonus, fan episode where FreddyG and Dylan go solo. We're thinking about releasing 2-4 of these a month for you true fans, and then posting our regular interviews on Wednesday. Tell us what you think! Or neg us. Or tell us to quit! All suggestions and death threats should be sent to email@example.com.
Now listen and enjoy as the Model and the Mensch discuss only jerking off on the toilet, being hot in Antarctica, and what Donny really looks like.
Suzanne Lea Shepherd (Comedy Central Asia) becomes a Menschel on the show today! They discuss her roots in Kansas, getting married very young, and how she was fascinated by a documentary on life after porn. So many more topics, so little room for a description!
Rate and Review on Itunes #always5starsonly5stars and shoot usdeath-threateat or question at
Wassup Menschels! Mr. Fumi Abe (Carolines) is on the show today! Dylan and FreddyG talk to Fumi about everything from cellphone conversations on trains, moving to Ohio from Japan, and high school brawls between Somalian refugees and African-American.
Plus, Fumi helps the guys understand the prejudice between the different Asian countries and most importantly how ending racism starts with third graders!
Remember to rate and review the podcast #always5starsonly5stars #thanksgivingiscoming #screwyousteaknshake
email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
We got Rachel Joan (NYC Stand Up Comic!) on MATM today! They learn when she first realized she was bi-sexual, the specific way her classmates made fun of her in middle school, and how her dad never paid for piano lessons. Plus, we explore a new seminar she wants to produce for high schoolers about the dangers of cutting, based on her own experiences with making her arms look like "google maps"!
Rate, review, and remember to send in death threats and whatever else you Menschels like to talk about here:
Fan episode today! The guys read some of the fan mail from the top menschels they've received so far. Plus, they investigate the true identity of Freddy J, why FreddyG doesn't like backwards caps, and if Nuts 4 Nuts is good.
If you want to get a shout out and your questions answered on air then shoot MATM an email here at email@example.com.
Remember to rate and review for a spot on Thanksgiving! #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars