Model and the Mensch

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Dec 27, 2017

It's the last episode of the year Menschels. What a year this has been for the Menschel army, we have grown and strengthened our ranks and had some amazing guests!


FreddyG and Dylan are really looking forward to 2018 and what it brings in terms of new membership and amazing guests. The guys take this episode to investigate Freddy's feud with the cleaning lady at his job, read some emails, and give some thanks to YOU, the fans. 


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Dec 20, 2017

Menschel Army! Sorry about the slight delay in the release of this episode, but Dylan is in LA and just too busy being a douche!

Stand-Up comedian and Suicide Girl Lindsey Jennings joins the Menschel Army today!! She gives FreddyG and Dylan all the details about what the Suicide Girls are and how she became involved. Plus we talk about her award-winning tattoos and piercings, including the one she got on her butt crack, having sex on her snapchat on Thanksgiving, and so much more!



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Dec 13, 2017

Comedian Maddy Smith (NY Comedy Festival) is on the show today! She joins the Menschel Army and explains how her dad has the most boring job ever, she used to blackout heavily in college, and how old her stepmom had borderline personality disorder.


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Dec 6, 2017

Hot-Guy Jesse Eigner returns for a fantastic fan episode! We hear about Dylan's Thanksgiving TSA arrest, create a new term called double-consent, and learn so much more in the brand new news segment called "Jesse's Hot Corner!" 

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Nov 29, 2017

Stand up comedian Erin Lynn O'Connor (Cinderblock Comedy Festival) joins the podcast and Menschel Army today! We discuss the crazy world of the Men's Rights Activists and the specific branch of "Men Going Their Own Way" that she has engaged online repeatedly while working as a social media manager. Discover whether you are a "chad" or a "normie" or maybe even an "incel"!

We'll also learn about how she grew up on the Jersey shore and drunkenly threw her phone out of a cab window once because she couldn't unlock it.

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Nov 22, 2017

Brooke Comegys returns for the NEW fan episode style! We will now have a Menschel favorite come to report on some news topics and discuss Dylan and FreddyG's problems. 

Things discussed include a new documentary about the month before FreddyG goes to jail, Brooke's experience being sober the last 6 months, and what Dylan has been doing for Hennessy. 


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Nov 15, 2017

Christian Finnegan (Chappelle Show) joins the Menschel Army today and gets super nectar. FreddyG and Dylan talk with him about how social media is making us the worst versions of ourselves, what is was like to be a part of "The Mad Real World" sketch on Chapelle show, and how he would just yell and cry as a young fat kid.

Be sure to check out Christian's one man show at QED in Astoria tonight (11/15) and listen to his albums on intense.

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Nov 8, 2017

Chike Robinson is a NYC stand up comedian who runs a show in Brooklyn called "Time Of Your Life." He joins the Menschel Army today and discusses dying a lone, what it was like to grow up in Flint Michigan, and how he stays so happy and positive all the time!

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Nov 6, 2017

On this special episode of MATM spinoff show "Can We Make You Uncomfortable?", Brad Stoll and Dylan attempt to hash out a beef that none of you Menschels even knew about. Enjoy!

Also, rate, review and squash your own beefs if you have them!

Nov 1, 2017

Previous guest Kaytlin Bailey (Pink Collar Comedy Tour) returns to discuss her brand new podcast, The Oldest Profession! Her podcast discusses the history of prostitution and is cohosted by our other previous guest Wendi Starling. Check our their podcasts page at

We also talk about her picking out wedding rings, choosing not to have sex on the first date, what the code word "speaking Greek" means in the sex worker community and much more!

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Oct 25, 2017

Stand up comedian and writer Brian Park (College Humor Live) joins the Menschel Army today! 

We discuss growing up in El Paso, Texas, how his parents immigrated to America with only $1000, and getting bullied in Korea for being from the U.S.

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Let's grow the Menschel Army!

Oct 18, 2017

James Myers is a stand-up comedian who's been featured in the Huffington Post and the Hoboken Comedy Festival. We discuss how he saw his mom save a kid from a car accident, was expelled from high-school, and the new reality tv show idea where James teaches Dylan how to do normal things.

Plus, we get into his conservative political opinions and have some very thoughtful and deep discussions surrounding taboo topics. 



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Oct 11, 2017

Jess Salomon is a stand-up comedian from Canada who's been seen in the Just For Laughs Festival as well as on CBC. She joins the Menschel Army today to discuss how she only buys cooked rice from Whole Foods, loves gay porn, and trys to help Dylan understand what she did while working as a war crimes lawyer at the UN. 

We also get to hear a live reenactment of what it's like when someone asks FreddyG to donate to charity during checkout!

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Stay nectar Menschels!

Oct 4, 2017

It's been a while since we had a fan episode, so Dylan and FreddyG deliver one hell of a fan ep. We discuss FreddyG resisting Trump, gaining weight, and hating B.O. at the office. And that's just in the first 5 minutes. 

There's so much more Freddy and Dylan talk about so listen up and tell your friends!

Rate and review the podcast, it's even easier with the new Apple Podcasts, and remember to make it always five stars and ONLY five stars.

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Sep 27, 2017

Leah Bonnema is a stand-up comedian living in NYC who's been seen on IFC's Comedy Drop and AXS TV's Gotham Comedy Live. 

Dylan and FreddyG welcome her to the show and start off discussing how FreddyG doesn't like talking to cashiers during checkout. Next, we learn what it was like for Leah growing up in rural Maine with two parents who were professional potters. Lastly, we hear about her experience performing for the troops in Iraq!

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Sep 20, 2017

Michael Harrison is a nationally touring comedian who has been seen on Queer as Folk on Showtime and is headlining Caroline's Comedy Club tonight

Dylan and FreddyG discuss Michael growing up in rural Canada where his father worked in a slaughterhouse NOT killing pigs, how his ex-girlfriend was a pathological liar, and the one time he matched with an undercover CIA agent on Tinder who he still talks to regularly! 

There's a whole lot more to Michael that you'll hear on this weeks show, plus FreddyG's insight on Rosh Hashanah. 

Rate, review, and subscribe to become part of the Menschel Army! Remember that it should be always five stars and only five stars.

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Sep 13, 2017

Wow, they all said it wouldn't happen (no one actually said anything), but we made it to ONE FULL YEAR OF MODEL AND THE MENSCH! We ring in the new year with Menschel favorite Wendi Starling and have a fantastic show. Wendi discusses why she never tried cocaine as a child, and when she first discovered she was bi-polar. Plus we talk about FreddyG's bowel movements way to much and also try to find out whether Ghandi and Hitler were friends?



Thank you so much to all the Menschels in the Menschel army who have stuck with us for this first year, we can't wait to grow 10-fold during this next one!

Alright, that's enough sweet talk, rate and review the podcast if you haven't already you pieces of garbage. #always5starsonly5stars


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Sep 6, 2017

Lucas Connolly (Comedy Central/Guys We F*cked) chats with the guys about all the different drugs he did. It's insane!

Then he talks about how he got and stayed sober. Freddy opens the episode complaining about the lack of self-plunging toilets and ends it complaining about celebrities who won't say why they are famous in their twitter bio.


Listen up guys and rate and review to join the Menschel Army #always5starsonly5stars. Thanksgiving is right around the corner and we want to know who is coming!


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Aug 30, 2017

Halfway to a hundred and who better to help us get there than comedian Eman El-Husseini (Just for Laughs Festival).

FreddyG and Dylan welcome her to the show with a discussion on the married woman that FreddyG yelled at in his uber-pool. Eman then explains her experience growing up in the Middle East, fleeing from Kuwait in the middle of the night to Canada, and opening for famous comedian Patton Oswalt because of a twitter message. 

Lastly, they explore the family tensions caused by her wife being Jewish and she being Muslim. What an episode! 

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Aug 23, 2017

NYC stand up comedian Alex Pavone is on the show today! Dylan starts off by celebrating the return of Freddy's wife, meaning that FreddyG won't be as needy with Dylan.

Then Dylan, FreddyG, and Alex discuss how Alex was robbed on his first drug deal, has a dad who carries around a hatchet, and the medical trauma that can occur from sex with an uncircumcised penis. 

There's a lot of dick talk in this episode so get ready Menschels!


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Death to Steak and Shake

Aug 20, 2017

Menschel Army, this one is for you! We heard your cries and we called Martin Shkreli again...and he didn't answer. But have no fear! We will keep trying and we left him a great voicemail. Dylan and FreddyG also discuss guys that watch lesbian porn and another instance of FreddyG peeing on cars after not being able to find any public restroom.


Rate and review to keep the podcast growing and tell your friends. But remember the rule: #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars Shit on the podcast but leave a five-star review.

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Aug 17, 2017

Menchel Army we sure do have a treat for you today! Iris Bahr joins FreddyG and Dylan on the show to discuss her roles on shows such as The Big Bang Theory, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and The King of Queens. Also, she was on WTF with Marc Maron, so yeah we're BLOWING UP.


We learn about Iris's legendary first audition with Larry David, how she was replaced by two men on the pilot of The Big Bang Theory, and the origin of her famous character "Svetlana." 


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Aug 9, 2017

We've got comedian Bob Hansen (The Best Bob I Can Be) on the show today. He lets FreddyG and Dylan into the alleged conspiracy against Bobs all over the nation. Bobs are going extinct according to this Bob, but he isn't going out without a fight! Plus, the guys discuss people calling their boyfriends or girlfriends "partners" and so much more!


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Aug 2, 2017

Stand up comedian Paul Spratt stops by the show to discuss his new album: "F**k Yeah! Paul's here."


The discussion ranges from Paul's terrible experience as an Uber driver, putting a two-way mirror bathroom in movie theaters, and all the different public places Paul has had sex, including a car he was driving!


Rate and review the podcast and please someone send FreddyG some salami!

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Jul 26, 2017

Menschels we have another kicka$$ woman on the show today. Kaytlin Bailey (writer for and great comic) joins FreddyG and Dylan to discuss her experience as a sex worker and how she began at 17 out of pure curiosity.

Plus, hear FreddyG disgrace the lead singer of Linkin Park, what Kaytlin bought with her first dollar from sex work, and much more!


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