Wassup Menschels! Mr. Fumi Abe (Carolines) is on the show today! Dylan and FreddyG talk to Fumi about everything from cellphone conversations on trains, moving to Ohio from Japan, and high school brawls between Somalian refugees and African-American.
Plus, Fumi helps the guys understand the prejudice between the different Asian countries and most importantly how ending racism starts with third graders!
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We got Rachel Joan (NYC Stand Up Comic!) on MATM today! They learn when she first realized she was bi-sexual, the specific way her classmates made fun of her in middle school, and how her dad never paid for piano lessons. Plus, we explore a new seminar she wants to produce for high schoolers about the dangers of cutting, based on her own experiences with making her arms look like "google maps"!
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Fan episode today! The guys read some of the fan mail from the top menschels they've received so far. Plus, they investigate the true identity of Freddy J, why FreddyG doesn't like backwards caps, and if Nuts 4 Nuts is good.
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Katharyn Henson (Great NYC comedian) is on the show today! Dylan and FreddyG discuss her tumultuous teenage years, which included huffing keyboard cleaner, running away to Chico, California, and being sent to a very strict boarding school. Plus, they learn that punk initiations happened outside her house and how she learned to start a fire in the wilderness! Rate and Review! #Always5starsonly5stars
James Mattern (Garbage time with Katie Nolan) joins FreddyG and Dylan for a great show! The guys talk about the horrible brunch menus in NYC, James' life advice, and sympathizing with Nazis.
Also, we discover that James technically has 3 dads and is truly ethnically ambiguous, even to himself!
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Comedian and photographer Brooke Comegys (Bitch Talk With Brooke) is on today's show! Dylan immediately mispronounces her last name and then recovers as they delve into their shared experience as interns at UCB, the best types of confidence, and how Brooke hates sequels. Brooke will definitely be returning to MATM soon. Let us know what you think menschels and remember to rate and review! #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars
Solo episode today! FreddyG and Dylan open the show with some much overdue fan shout outs and email readings. Then we get into the misuse of GoFundMe, how Navy SEALS can't keep their mouths shut, and discuss the fire we both witnessed. Let us know your thoughts on the potential new formats of the show Menschels! Rate and Review everyone, #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars
Stand up comedian Jake Vevera (Idiots On Parade Podcast) sits in with FreddyG and Dylan today. He discusses his time in the military, his current job selling caviar, and why $350/pound Foie Gras is so damn good. Plus we figure out that Adderall is nowhere near as strong as meth, and that the best place to sell weed is in a pornography store. Where those reviews at?! Rate and Review Menschels #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars #neversteakandshake
We're lucky enough to have Mike Recine (Comedy Central's The Half Hour) on the show today! He talks Dylan through his insecurities, makes fun of Freddy, and explains how podcast culture is, in fact, TOO open. Plus, we hear what his favorite job was and the morbid scene he witnessed right before walking in to record. New format changes to the show coming soon!
We've got the one and only Usama Siddiquee (Huffington Post) on the show today! Topics range from what is in Dylan's water bottle to what is deep in his subconscious. They discuss Usama's addictive personality, introduce him very quickly to the putrid human that is Donny, and discover the many secret talents Usama has. Plus, Freddy gets much faster at his plug segment and tries something new with his complaint. Stay nectar bros
Another great episode today! Caitlin Peluffo (Comcast's Trial By Laughter) is on the show today and, wow, does she have some interesting stories about her love life. We learn how one of her exes was a sex offender, that she made some interesting "art" in grad school, and doesn't like being called lovely. Plus, we cement "sloppy seconds" in the MATM pantheon and hear Freddy's opinions on a woman's age! Sponsors, your name could be here:
WOW! A lot has happened over the past few weeks! But don't fret Menschels, because FreddyG and Dylan are here on today's show to walk you through it. We recap what happened with the REAL Martin Shkreli, both during the interview and the continuing aftermath. Also, we hear all the things Freddy hated about a wedding, how he has "thick cheeks", and wants to just get drunk in nature. Tune in to hear all the other great road stories, and how the bouquet toss is actually very shaming.
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Dylan and FreddyG are joined by the great Jacob Williams (MTV's "Wild 'N Out!") on today's show. They discover what famous novel he is, how he drank Mint Juleps in Kentucky and was the ONLY person performing stand-up in his small college town. Plus, we discover a new disgusting thing about Donny...They really need a new intern. WHERE ALL THE ADVERTISERS AT?
Wendi Starling (Glamourpuss) joins FreddyG and Dylan on the podcast for another insanely great episode! It might go down as one of the dirtiest episodes we've had and we LOVED IT. We actually included a bit of the backup recording for a behind-the-scenes look at how we got to the very "explosive" topic at the start of the podcast. Wendi also helps us explore the world of sugar daddies, first-time sexual experiences, and getting very cozy in the back of an Uber. FreddyG admits a very interesting piece of trivia at the end, so stick around! No one would dare sponsor this episode.
The real Martin Shkreli joins us on the pod today Menschels! This has to be the craziest episode we've ever had. Dylan and FreddyG are joined by comedian Brad Stoll (Breakdowns Podcast) for the start of what seems to be a normal episode. Then Dylan decides to randomly call Martin Shkreli's number again, and he PICKS UP! The guys end up having an 18-minute conversation with Martin which includes him pausing to get his Chinese food, discussing the type of women he likes, and penalizing them for too many people talking. Then the guys finish the episode off dealing with the surreal conversation they just had with the millionaire pharma bro Martin Shkreli (who's number we have verified with multiple sources). You won't want to miss this episode. Martin, maybe you can sponsor us now?
Episode 26! We've done it, you guys. NO ONE believed it would happen but we're halfway to a full year of the prestigious podcast, Model and the Mensch. Dylan and FreddyG are joined by the comedian Matt Maran who hosts the weekly "Comedy Fight Club" at Lovecraft bar. They discuss Matt's stint as a pro wrestler, how he's good at being a villain, and getting fired from Starbucks. Plus, Freddy G gets heated at the end in preparation for the roast battle between him and Matt at NYCC 3/30 @10:30 pm. Be there! Joe from Starbucks, you suck dude.
Menschels! Dylan and FreddyG get some much needed one on one time on this week's show. They discuss how former President GWB was getting laid, the orange juice bill Donny is racking up, and how Mozart was a hack. Plus we discover what 80s movie character Freddy is!
Menschels! Dylan and FreddyG were joined by Sarah Tollemache (Vadge Podcast) midway through the show and had a great talk with her. They discuss Big Pharma, hitting on bartenders, and how to take compliments. Those Thanksgiving spots are filling up people...
Stand up comedian and podcast host (Just the Tips podcast) Gracie Canaan joins Freddy G and Dylan on the show today! She comes up with a new name for the fans, Menschels, which is pretty great. They also share their hatred for Donny, discover a disgusting habit of his, and discuss how much money she owes those bastards at Wells Fargo (we're looking at you Freddy G). Bring on those death threats!
Waddup Models! FreddyG and Dylan have a nice little one on one today and boy does it get good. They read some new great reviews, kick Donny the intern out, and then learn a scary secret about him. Plus, we learn what famous artist Freddy is and much more!
We've got comedian Anthony Devito on today! Another member of the Rad Dudecast and best friend to previous guest Greg Stone. We learn how he got his jacket at a very discounted price, doesn't really smoke weed a lot, and has used porn star tutorials to vastly improve his sexual prowess. Plus, we even talk about comedy for a change. What an episode! Yelp, where's the sponsorship?
It's our 20th episode! We made it, and comedian/podcaster Jesse Eigner is on to celebrate with us. The guys get into the ethics of liking someone's photo on Instagram, the history of the Eigner ribbon factory legacy, and how Jesse's therapist once called him the wrong name. We wish this episode was sponsored by Blue Apron since we already plugged the hell out of them. Remember to come see Dylan and Freddy at QED in Astoria at 11 pm this Friday 2/17!
What's up models! This episode we see what historical figure Freddy is, discuss the problems with the Yelp App, and why Dylan doesn't want to go to a bar with FreddyG. Plus, the guys give each other bad nicknames and decide to have Zimbio quizzes sponsor them. So get to it Zimbio!
Mama G is in the house! Ms. Janice Goldstein, FreddyG's own mother, joins these models on the show today. They talk about Freddy's upbringing, how she met friend of the show William Redburn, and the wisdom she's picked up over the years. Plus, we hear about Dylan's failed meeting with an Irish girl at a Korean Karaoke club, and who knows what else. Steak and Shake should be blamed for Dylan's failure.