Lucas Connolly (Comedy Central/Guys We F*cked) chats with the guys about all the different drugs he did. It's insane!
Then he talks about how he got and stayed sober. Freddy opens the episode complaining about the lack of self-plunging toilets and ends it complaining about celebrities who won't say why they are famous in their twitter bio.
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Halfway to a hundred and who better to help us get there than comedian Eman El-Husseini (Just for Laughs Festival).
FreddyG and Dylan welcome her to the show with a discussion on the married woman that FreddyG yelled at in his uber-pool. Eman then explains her experience growing up in the Middle East, fleeing from Kuwait in the middle of the night to Canada, and opening for famous comedian Patton Oswalt because of a twitter message.
Lastly, they explore the family tensions caused by her wife being Jewish and she being Muslim. What an episode!
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NYC stand up comedian Alex Pavone is on the show today! Dylan starts off by celebrating the return of Freddy's wife, meaning that FreddyG won't be as needy with Dylan.
Then Dylan, FreddyG, and Alex discuss how Alex was robbed on his first drug deal, has a dad who carries around a hatchet, and the medical trauma that can occur from sex with an uncircumcised penis.
There's a lot of dick talk in this episode so get ready Menschels!
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Menschel Army, this one is for you! We heard your cries and we called Martin Shkreli again...and he didn't answer. But have no fear! We will keep trying and we left him a great voicemail. Dylan and FreddyG also discuss guys that watch lesbian porn and another instance of FreddyG peeing on cars after not being able to find any public restroom.
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Menchel Army we sure do have a treat for you today! Iris Bahr joins FreddyG and Dylan on the show to discuss her roles on shows such as The Big Bang Theory, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and The King of Queens. Also, she was on WTF with Marc Maron, so yeah we're BLOWING UP.
We learn about Iris's legendary first audition with Larry David, how she was replaced by two men on the pilot of The Big Bang Theory, and the origin of her famous character "Svetlana."
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We've got comedian Bob Hansen (The Best Bob I Can Be) on the show today. He lets FreddyG and Dylan into the alleged conspiracy against Bobs all over the nation. Bobs are going extinct according to this Bob, but he isn't going out without a fight! Plus, the guys discuss people calling their boyfriends or girlfriends "partners" and so much more!
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Stand up comedian Paul Spratt stops by the show to discuss his new album: "F**k Yeah! Paul's here."
The discussion ranges from Paul's terrible experience as an Uber driver, putting a two-way mirror bathroom in movie theaters, and all the different public places Paul has had sex, including a car he was driving!
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Menschels we have another kicka$$ woman on the show today. Kaytlin Bailey (writer for shitheadsteve.com and great comic) joins FreddyG and Dylan to discuss her experience as a sex worker and how she began at 17 out of pure curiosity.
Plus, hear FreddyG disgrace the lead singer of Linkin Park, what Kaytlin bought with her first dollar from sex work, and much more!
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Bonus Episodeeeee! True Menschels rejoice, we have a bonus, fan episode where FreddyG and Dylan go solo. We're thinking about releasing 2-4 of these a month for you true fans, and then posting our regular interviews on Wednesday. Tell us what you think! Or neg us. Or tell us to quit! All suggestions and death threats should be sent to email@example.com.
Now listen and enjoy as the Model and the Mensch discuss only jerking off on the toilet, being hot in Antarctica, and what Donny really looks like.
Suzanne Lea Shepherd (Comedy Central Asia) becomes a Menschel on the show today! They discuss her roots in Kansas, getting married very young, and how she was fascinated by a documentary on life after porn. So many more topics, so little room for a description!
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Wassup Menschels! Mr. Fumi Abe (Carolines) is on the show today! Dylan and FreddyG talk to Fumi about everything from cellphone conversations on trains, moving to Ohio from Japan, and high school brawls between Somalian refugees and African-American.
Plus, Fumi helps the guys understand the prejudice between the different Asian countries and most importantly how ending racism starts with third graders!
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We got Rachel Joan (NYC Stand Up Comic!) on MATM today! They learn when she first realized she was bi-sexual, the specific way her classmates made fun of her in middle school, and how her dad never paid for piano lessons. Plus, we explore a new seminar she wants to produce for high schoolers about the dangers of cutting, based on her own experiences with making her arms look like "google maps"!
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Fan episode today! The guys read some of the fan mail from the top menschels they've received so far. Plus, they investigate the true identity of Freddy J, why FreddyG doesn't like backwards caps, and if Nuts 4 Nuts is good.
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Katharyn Henson (Great NYC comedian) is on the show today! Dylan and FreddyG discuss her tumultuous teenage years, which included huffing keyboard cleaner, running away to Chico, California, and being sent to a very strict boarding school. Plus, they learn that punk initiations happened outside her house and how she learned to start a fire in the wilderness! Rate and Review! #Always5starsonly5stars
James Mattern (Garbage time with Katie Nolan) joins FreddyG and Dylan for a great show! The guys talk about the horrible brunch menus in NYC, James' life advice, and sympathizing with Nazis.
Also, we discover that James technically has 3 dads and is truly ethnically ambiguous, even to himself!
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Comedian and photographer Brooke Comegys (Bitch Talk With Brooke) is on today's show! Dylan immediately mispronounces her last name and then recovers as they delve into their shared experience as interns at UCB, the best types of confidence, and how Brooke hates sequels. Brooke will definitely be returning to MATM soon. Let us know what you think menschels and remember to rate and review! #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars
Solo episode today! FreddyG and Dylan open the show with some much overdue fan shout outs and email readings. Then we get into the misuse of GoFundMe, how Navy SEALS can't keep their mouths shut, and discuss the fire we both witnessed. Let us know your thoughts on the potential new formats of the show Menschels! Rate and Review everyone, #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars
Stand up comedian Jake Vevera (Idiots On Parade Podcast) sits in with FreddyG and Dylan today. He discusses his time in the military, his current job selling caviar, and why $350/pound Foie Gras is so damn good. Plus we figure out that Adderall is nowhere near as strong as meth, and that the best place to sell weed is in a pornography store. Where those reviews at?! Rate and Review Menschels #alwaysfivestarsonlyfivestars #neversteakandshake
We're lucky enough to have Mike Recine (Comedy Central's The Half Hour) on the show today! He talks Dylan through his insecurities, makes fun of Freddy, and explains how podcast culture is, in fact, TOO open. Plus, we hear what his favorite job was and the morbid scene he witnessed right before walking in to record. New format changes to the show coming soon!
We've got the one and only Usama Siddiquee (Huffington Post) on the show today! Topics range from what is in Dylan's water bottle to what is deep in his subconscious. They discuss Usama's addictive personality, introduce him very quickly to the putrid human that is Donny, and discover the many secret talents Usama has. Plus, Freddy gets much faster at his plug segment and tries something new with his complaint. Stay nectar bros
Another great episode today! Caitlin Peluffo (Comcast's Trial By Laughter) is on the show today and, wow, does she have some interesting stories about her love life. We learn how one of her exes was a sex offender, that she made some interesting "art" in grad school, and doesn't like being called lovely. Plus, we cement "sloppy seconds" in the MATM pantheon and hear Freddy's opinions on a woman's age! Sponsors, your name could be here:
WOW! A lot has happened over the past few weeks! But don't fret Menschels, because FreddyG and Dylan are here on today's show to walk you through it. We recap what happened with the REAL Martin Shkreli, both during the interview and the continuing aftermath. Also, we hear all the things Freddy hated about a wedding, how he has "thick cheeks", and wants to just get drunk in nature. Tune in to hear all the other great road stories, and how the bouquet toss is actually very shaming.
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Dylan and FreddyG are joined by the great Jacob Williams (MTV's "Wild 'N Out!") on today's show. They discover what famous novel he is, how he drank Mint Juleps in Kentucky and was the ONLY person performing stand-up in his small college town. Plus, we discover a new disgusting thing about Donny...They really need a new intern. WHERE ALL THE ADVERTISERS AT?
Wendi Starling (Glamourpuss) joins FreddyG and Dylan on the podcast for another insanely great episode! It might go down as one of the dirtiest episodes we've had and we LOVED IT. We actually included a bit of the backup recording for a behind-the-scenes look at how we got to the very "explosive" topic at the start of the podcast. Wendi also helps us explore the world of sugar daddies, first-time sexual experiences, and getting very cozy in the back of an Uber. FreddyG admits a very interesting piece of trivia at the end, so stick around! No one would dare sponsor this episode.
The real Martin Shkreli joins us on the pod today Menschels! This has to be the craziest episode we've ever had. Dylan and FreddyG are joined by comedian Brad Stoll (Breakdowns Podcast) for the start of what seems to be a normal episode. Then Dylan decides to randomly call Martin Shkreli's number again, and he PICKS UP! The guys end up having an 18-minute conversation with Martin which includes him pausing to get his Chinese food, discussing the type of women he likes, and penalizing them for too many people talking. Then the guys finish the episode off dealing with the surreal conversation they just had with the millionaire pharma bro Martin Shkreli (who's number we have verified with multiple sources). You won't want to miss this episode. Martin, maybe you can sponsor us now?